Red Ring of Death
Remember when all was good and green and everything was happy happy joy times? Well that's over now.
No amount of freezer time is going to reanimate this corpse. The flashing you see on its face is a small glimpse of the brimstone laden place its core now rests. You might as well call the ninjas employed by UPS to cart the body back to the Gamer Overlords in hopes that they send you a working clone who likely will end up exactly like its predecessor 'cause the Grim Reaper has come and gone.
NO GAMING FOR YOU!